The three friends continued on, already planning their next move, as the people of Peckham looked on, shaking their heads in amusement.
Dandy, ever the vain one, chimed in, "I'm not doing anything that'll make me look a plonker. I'm a professional, you know."
The big day arrived, and the trio set up their act on the corner of Peckham High Street. Gobby, resplendent in a bright orange jumpsuit, began to hype up the crowd.